I'm obviously not the hotness that is Anthony Bourdain, I'm Lauren. That opinionated, blabbering, blabbering, acerbic mess you've been reading for God knows how long and now you want to peer into the mind behind it. I'm 22 I have a penchant for sipping on Liqueur Cream Drinks. I write about nonsense, horror movies, my disgust with fandom, and delving into the political scene when it calls to me. I usually forget everything that I love because tbqh I'm not obsessive about a lot of fandoms unless you're talking to me in person then I can't shut up. On line... I like to be somewhat cool... ha ha!
Things I love (I shall endeavor to put most of them down...): I love Mike Rowe, as per his appearance here, Anthony Bourdain, food, Bruce Campbell, and a plethora of older men who are NOT 'A' list actors or appear on the CW unless it's Xena, Hercules, or Jack of All Trades reruns at 2 am... I love Chuck, Heroes (when I can catch up... oy), The First 48, No Reservations, American Justice, Cold Case Files, knitting, comic books, politics, Ron Paul, Bobby Jindal, James Lipton - the Legend, and this is growing and evolving. But The only thing I really get FANDOMY about is Harry Potter. I'm a shameless Hermione Granger/Severus Snape shipper and I'm vehement about my likes and dislikes. I love Monty Python, and a lot of older quirkier humor. I ALSO have an obsession with The Professor Brothers on Super Deluxe, and yeah... that's all she wrote.
Here's the thing though; I'm opinionated, I'm sarcastic, and I'm vain, shallow, and angry. I'm not going to simper about something I find annoying and I'm not going to pull punches. I love to mock celebrity, I love it. I have no pity when attacking celebrity because it's not that I'm attacking the person, I'm attacking their image. In that vein, I'm judgmental. I don't believe in people altering what genes gave them, especially their faces. Pet peeve ya know? But that doesn't mean I don't plan on getting work done to my body. Invest wise, invest in yourself. If the way I talk annoys you, move on. I have no need for people thinking I'm peevish and mean. I know that I'm mean, if you can't take it well that sounds like a personal problem.
Things I hate: Blind adoration, Supernatural, Wincest, Petrellicest, incest in general. Just because the actors are cute does not mean they have to fuck each other. Blegh. I hate Twilight and all the abominations to literature that follow it. I don't get a lot of things, but whatever... I'll get to them soon enough. I hate Fall Out Boy, mostly Pete Wentz because he embodies just about everything I hate in the music industry. But not as much as I hate The Disney Bands. Miley Cyrus, The Jonas Brothers, Selena, Demi, all of them. What happened to music?! D:
So, I figure if you've made it this far and you don't think I'm a bitch, welcome to the gang. LoL
I've stopped worrying about whether or not someone's my friend because of the way I am, the people who've stuck with me are pretty flippin' awesome and that's all that matters.
IRL? I'm a College Senior at UHCL majoring in History. Hopefully at this time next year I'll be teaching high school somewhere outside of Texas. It's going to be fantastic.
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